One Liners

Re: One Liners

^^ Some people are only alive because its illegal to kill…:chai:




Make it idiot -proof..& someone will make a better idiot !




Friends help you move.
Real friends help you move bodies.




Few women admit their age.
Fewer men act it …




Where there is a will , I want to be in it .




Keep honking. I’m re-loading. ( my favourite…LOL…:chai: )