• If a man tells a woman she’s beautiful she’ll overlook most of his other lies.
• Those who can’t laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
• Never trust a man who says he’s the boss at home. He probably lies about other things too.
• Always suspect you’re wrong. Either way you’ll be right.
• Alimony; funds which allow a woman who lived unhappily married to live happily unmarried.
• Don’t bother me. I’m living happily ever after.
• Enjoy yourself. These are the ‘good old days’ you’re going to miss in the years ahead.
• Viewer discretion may be advised, but it’s never really expected.
• Friends are important. Everyone needs someone else to take advantage of.
• A man gets what he wants by acting smart; a woman by playing dumb.
