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Guitar, for sale…cheap…no strings attached.
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Sign in a bar : “Those …drinking to forget… please pay in advance.”
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Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.
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A Spouse is someone who’ll stand by you through all the trouble you
wouldn’t have had, if you’d stayed single. -
Smoking helps you lose weight … one lung at a time!
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When I read about the evils of drinking… I gave up reading.
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My Grandfather is eighty and still doesn’t need glasses… He drinks
straight out of the bottle. -
I always leave an empty milk carton in the refrigerator just in case
someone wants Black Coffee. -
Getting caught is the mother of Invention.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, Snore and you sleep alone.
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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the
universe is the fact that it has never tried to contact us. -
Seen on a bulletin board: Success is relative. More the success,
more the relatives. -
Sign at a barber’s saloon: We need your heads to run our business.
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A traffic slogan: Don’t let your kids drive if they are not old
enough or else they will never be. -
Sign in a restaurant: All drinking water in this establishment has
been personally passed by the Manager. -
Sign on a famous beauty parlor window: Don’t whistle at the girl
going out from here. She may be your Grandmother!
:)
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