One-liners competition

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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Here is a new competition. In this thread post your most witty/humorous one-liners. This competition will run for whole week.

Since polls waste too much time in this sort of competitions and can’t have enough options, we will use “like” feature as a poll. The most “liked” one-liner will win the competition and can be put in “announcement” the following week as “this week’s one-liner”.

All existing posting rules apply.

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zara see dair main yeh kia majra ho gia anday pay hati khara ho gia.

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women are like cell phones....if you press the wrong button you can easily get disconnected...

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men are like an old pair of jeans, wore them before, will wear them again, and the more you wear them, the more comfortable they feel...

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Depends on kind of woman , sometimes you press the wrong button , you might get lucky and find your heaven on earth.

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bhai jee its just a one-liner....

myself...have been married for longggggggggggg time...

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"namaaz paRho, isse pahle k tumhaarii namaaz paRhii jaaye!"

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^ Where is humor in that janab? :konfused:

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oh…to kia HUMOR honaa chaahiye thaa? maiN ne to Ghaur hii nahiiN farmaayaa :smiley: …thanx for the correction :slight_smile:

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99% lawyers give the rest a bad name.

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agar ek bille ke liye ek billi ko jhelnaa mushkil hai to vo billa bechaara billi kii 9 LIVES ko kaise jheltaa hogaa??? :D

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How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you’re on … :cb:

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agar MM aik din na roye to kiya ho :crying:

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jhappi kutt k je pavin ek war Gujraa... tennu nasha rave ga kai saal gujraa !!!

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dhat terii kii...phir murGhe kii VAT lag gai :D

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Khair naal ao te khair naal jao, par haaran koi na bajaway ay pak fauj dee aaram da tame ay!

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kabhi aao na mardan, khusboo laga ke

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Buk Buk Mut Kar, Chup Kar, So Ja!

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''kehte hain pyar mein neend urr jati hai, koi humse bhi mohabbat kare, kambaqht neend boht ati hai yaaaar''