One day Dilse and DesiBehna were are walking down different ends of a street toward each other, and Behna jee is carrying a sack.
When they meet, Dilse says, “Hey Behna ray, what’cha got in th’ bag?”
“Jus’ some chickens.”
“If I guesses how many they are, can I have one?”
“Shoot, ya guesses right and I’ll give you both of them.”
“OK, Ummmmm . . . five?”
CHANDA