One day, a hitch hiker gets a ride from Billy Bob. They come to an intersection with a stoplight. The light showed red. Billy Bob went right through the red light. The passenger looked at Billy Bob and screamed,
“What the heck are you doing? You’re going to get us killed!”
Billy Bob responded, “Don’t worry, my momma always drives like this.”
So later on, the two guys came to another stoplight and that too was red. Billy Bob sped right through the light. Again the passenger looked at the driver and said,
“I thought I told you, you’re gonna get us killed! Would you please stop this nonsense!”
Billy Bob looked at the passenger and responded, “All right! I get it, but I told you my momma drives like this all the time!”
Soon, the two guys ran into another light. This time it was green. Billy Bob slammed on his brakes and the truck skidded to a stop.
“What the hell are you doing?” The passenger screamed. “This is the third time you almost got us killed. Why did you stop at a green light?”
“Well,” said Billy Bob, “my momma might be coming the other way!”
