these are most famous one-liner jokes online, supposedly.
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.
When in doubt, mumble.
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
Women will never be equal to men
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they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea… does that mean that one enjoys it?
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.