hunh???
then who is Altaf Hussain? Imran Khan? Asif Zardari? Shoaib Actor? entire pakistani cricket team? entire PCB? every politican? every desi bureaucrat? major news reporters? clerks in offices (to get extra rishwat) etc etc etc
i think you should have a close look of your surrounding and then start giving certificates. 
ps. have u ever seen the movie “Chicago”…cuz entire desi infrastructure is aint different then what is showcased in that movie.