On a Lighter Note

Society Pakistan & World Affairs
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  1. One PTI Member to another, “Haj Khutba is good, but IK’s khitaabs are the best”

  2. PML-N Member to another, “Shuker hay Haj ka khutba arabic maiN hota hay otherwise wahaN bhi go-nawaz-go ho jata”

  3. Bilwal Bhutto to Zardari, “pops, Mama key success key wajaah Nana key qurbani thee, app bhi mujhay succesful ker daiN, apni qurbani day ker”

  4. Perwaiz Rasheed to Khawajah Saad Rafique, " agr hum na hotay tu yeh buhraan bhi na hota, agr hum na hotay tu yeh Imran bhi na hota
    Khawajah Saad Rafique in reply, anakhaiN PhaaRtay howay.. : Hain Jee"!!!

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One patwari to another patwari : shukar hai hamary aqa dahshatgardon Kay rishtydar hain nahn tau Aaj hum bhee kisi idp camp may rah rahay hoty.

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and on lighter note

  • After the wonderful success of “Koffee with Karan” Bilawal is launching his own show “Cerelac with Bilawal”

  • Lalukhait main eik mosque main marble per Altaf bhai ki picture khud ba khud aa gaee hai …us k baad marble main crack parh gaya

  • Because of misuse of empty wrappers, PML(N) Govt has shut down the factory of “Go Go Pan Masala”

  • Maulana diesal has been converted to CNG. He does not need fueling anymore because of all the gas his body produces after eating Halva from tax payers money

  • Altaf bhai said DO NOT VOTE for Imran because uss nai eik Mohajir (Miandad) ko 300 kerney nahi deyee theey and he declared the inning.

:chai:

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Nawaz Sharif to Chief of Special Task force Punjab, ' Jab Model Town maiN sub kuch ho raha tha tu Shahbaz kahaaN thay?, " Sir, woh Mahooliyat kay secretary key biwi ko TaaR rahay thay"

Siaysat kay seenay maiN Dil nahi hota, sirf note count kernay key machine hoti hay.

Zardari tu Bilawal, "tum kitnay na'laiq hu, jub maiN tumhari umr ka tha tu sirf eak cinema tha, aaj billions ka malik hooN, Bilawa, Pops, uss waqt key baat aur thee, ab Imran Khan bhi hay.