I was just reading the label on my Chapstick. It said “do not apply more than 4 to 5 times a day”. 
I put Chapstick on like 20 to 30 times a day!!! 
Am I going to die?! I need to be taken to the hospital! My head is getting all woozy. And my eye is twitching.
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okay u really have to talk to someone on da phone 
908-XXX-XXXX 
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^ LOL... 20 to 30.. wat u do... put chapstick whole day.. phatima.. comon.. lets call 911
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phati u need a DR alright but not for health reason but mental reasons 
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** Shoaib - ** :nono: I can’t call until 9 pm on weekdays 
lol…
** Desi Churail - ** Yea pretty much 
. Everyone makes fun of me because I always put chapstick on. I dunno. It’s just a habit. But I never knew it was life threatening . lol
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LoL! acha jee…
health minister vuddaa 
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yes exactly and i can get it all checked for free as i am the health minister u know :nahnah:
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i know its not free b4 9 pm :D
9 pm kay baad call karoon naa...baychara wait kar raha hon :D lemme tell him abt dis chapstick stuff :D
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^ she means lip balm…
phati: 
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^ Maheennnnn... Where u been?
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hey DC how are you? 
.. i’ve been around..but haven’t seen you in ages…
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I m good.. app kasi hain? I know rite.. i been here and there too... aur kia horaha hai?
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No thankyou. I think I’d rather drop dead 
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good good... am fine too, Alhamdullilah :-)
aur kuch khaas nahi..just the usual ..busy with studies..how about you?
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NAY!! pagal!!! omg shoaib stop it! why u tryna embarass me like dis 
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Yea :love: My hero!!
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Chapstick is meri jaan. I die without it.
