OMG , I a psychic

I told you all that Obama has won the election 24 hours in advance.:snooty:
http://www.paklinks.com/gs/all-views/300946-obama-wins-election.html

Now start sending me nazranay with your questions like:
Merey shadi kub ho gee ?
Larki ho gee ya larka ?
Parosan key bhains kub maray gee ?
Kia merey sachee mohabat kamyabo ho ga-a gee ?
etc etc.

No questions will be answered without proper nazrana , I accept paypal only.
Go to sosalasaniaseebaba.com to submit your questions and nazrana.

whaaaaat, what did you say, can’t hear you…a psychotic, say it again.

Put your hearing aid buddy. and put your eyeglasses on. Your old age is getting the best of you. :snooty:

It was a " writing on the wall", my only fear was that GOP may try to steal it like they did before, but the difference was rather too big to be snip it in favor of McCain, morose people were better informed, educated and gingerly enough to evade such attempts. I hope this turns out to be a dawn of a new ERA for the people of the world.

Ameen to that.

Sathyaa’ai huai baaba ji .. errr .. I mean Sanayasi baba ji, I have a question.

  1. What is going to be my next question, baba ji?

so yeah..

meri shaadi kab ho gi?

Let me check my paypal account first to make sure that the nazrana is there.
Remember no nazrana , no answer.

Re: OMG , I a psychic

mujhay passport wali kub milay gee baba jee :@:
ik daig zardey ki PM ker reha hoon app ko :p

nazrana tou farzana ko de diyaa maine

abhee thoree dair hay. Sabr say kaam lo bacha.

Lagta hay zardey key daig kahin atuk ga-e tumharee qismat key tarah. Daig pohchay gee toh sahee jawab milay ga.

nazrana ghalat jaga poncha dee-ya:smack: , jawab sahi wala chah-e-a.:halo:

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Oh man that’ll be one pooper thread then beghair nazranay kay u not answering. That means u’re not really the real deal:which obviously means I’m the real psychotic :smack: Nahi I meant Psychic :halo:
Hum ko tarkha rahay hain :teary2:

Ok peepz, I’m hijacking this thread. Ask me…ask me, since I’m soooo naiiiiiiice I’ll answer ur queries for free…ahh let me dig out my crystal ball :@:

My psychic power works as a pay phone , it only works till you keep putting money in the slot.:smiley:
Only the real dubba pir will not answer questions without nazrana. :mad:
why would I waste my pshychic energy for free ?
I have proved my psychic powers by predicting Obama’s win 24 hours in advance.:snooty: so people know I am real deal.

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Baba ji pakistan main sahi wali jamhooriat kab aye gi? aur ata bohut mahenga hogya hai pak main aur light ati to nahi but bill bohut ata hai isliye nazrana nahi de sekta

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Jamhooriat ko Pakistan ka visa nahi mila abhi , Jamhooriat ka visa USA walay daitya hain , un ka visa department bohat hee kaam chor hay sadian laga deta hay visa laganay main lihaza sabr farmayee.

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HMmm baba ji mere dada aur nana sabar ferma ferma ker Jahaney faani se kooch ker gaye :) mere abba 56 ke hogaye hain aur sabar ker rehe hain aur unko koi umeed nahi :) baba ji halaat dekh ker lagta hai ke main bhi sabar kerta kerta hi chul baso'n ga, magar aik hi khaahish rehe gi ke ager jamhooriat ka visa nahi bhi milta to pakistan aik hi rehe, kahin balochistan, aur Sarhad alag na ho jayen bangladesh ki terha

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Abay o mirchi baba .. tum kiyaa paisay hee looto gai ya koi dhang ki baat bhi kero gay ...

chalo jaldi se bataa'o ke meray haath main shadi ki kitnee laeerain hain

jitni apki wife ki bandook main goliyan lol

:omg:
You get the post of my chela now ( as in student). you can take over this thread now.

Lol m honoured ustaad ji