Olympic Qoutes - We Never knew ,,,

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

  1. Weight-lifting commentator: “This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.”

  2. Dressage commentator: “This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.”

  3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: “I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.”

  4. Boxing Analyst: “Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.”

  5. Softball announcer: “If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.”

  6. Basketball analyst: “He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn’t like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.”

  7. At the rowing medal ceremony: “Ah, isn’t that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.”

  8. Soccer commentator: “Julian Dicks is everywhere. It’s like they’ve got eleven Dicks on the field.”

  9. Tennis commentator: “One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them… Oh my God, what have I just said?”

For Gupshup :biggthumb:

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Re: Olympic Qoutes - We Never knew ,

That sounds an awful lot like an old Johnny Carson Tonight Show where golfer Arnold Palmer was the guest.

Johnny: Does your wife help you prepare for a major tournament?

Palmer: Oh yes. She kisses my balls.

Johnny: I bet that helps to straighten out your putter.

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:D

Classic!

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  1. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

hahahaha that is by far the best one!

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nice