olx.com.pk

[Cheegum]

No i’m not trying to advertise them here.

Been out of Pakistan sixteen years I often long to be back and relive the dusty sweaty afternoons and smell the smells and see the sees. Until that I happens I live Pakistan through this website. It is a craigslist/kijiji type service for Pakistanis. Most of the ads, though very serious, are outright hilarious. Yes i’m talking about their vocabulary. I know it is not their first language and I have no right to poke fun at them. Let’s just call it cheap thrills

So without further ado here goes one that cracked me up:

Section:
Jobs > Restaurant Jobs - Food Service Jobs **

Title**:
100 style pizza and fast food chef in pakistan.[Phone Number]— Faisalabad

Ad:
..[Name] uk style chef
10 year work exprience in resturent field. I have super skill at my own work so i want to show
my skill at your place. And i want to do some good for your orgnization so contect me. I have
exprience in pizza. fast food. Chicken broast. Fried chicken. Grilled chicken. Dhaka chicken.
Fried fish. Grilled fish. Salads. Ice bar. Burger. Sandwich. Pitta rap.and much more exprince. I
have exprience like kfc pizza hut domenose pizza hardies etc [Phone Number].
i am fast food chef
i make the
12 style Brost
crispy brost
checkin brost
beef brost
steam brost
mayo brost
garlic brost
chilli brost
spacial brost
bonless brost
green brost
tandoori brost
sweet brost
etc
12 style Burger
zinger burger
checkin burger
beef burger
shami buger
grill burger
hunter burger
duble degger burger
hot and spicy burger
chilli garlic checkin burger
egg buger
chees burger
etc
8 style Rolls
checkin roll
beef roll
behari roll
arbian roll
mayo roll
tikka roll
botti roll
chapati roll
etc
6 style Sendwich
club sendwich
checkin sendwich
special sendwich
mayo sendwich
etc
pizza
CHICKEN MIA PIZZA Topped to the edge with semi dried tomatoes, capsicum & chicken and a
special blend of mozzarella and cheddar cheese, all on a medium 9 inchPerfecto base
PEPPERONI MIA PIZZA Topped to the edge with pepperoni anda blend of mozzarella and
cheddar cheese, all on a medium 9 inch Perfecto base
BEEF MIA PIZZA Topped to the edge with mushrooms, onion & beef and a blend of
mozzarellaand cheddar cheese, all on a medium 9inch Perfecto base
VEGGEI MIA PIZZA Topped to the edge with mushrooms, capsicum, semi dried tomatoes and
a blend of mozzarella and cheddar cheese, all on a medium 9 inch Perfecto base
CHEESE MIA PIZZA Topped to the edge with a special blend of mozzarella and cheddar
cheese, all on a medium 9 inch Perfecto base
HOT AND SPICY MIA PIZZA Topped to the edge with pepperoni, roasted red
capsicum,chicken, jalapenos, chilli and a blend of mozzarella and cheddar cheese, all on a
medium 9 inch Perfecto base
BBQ Chicken Mia pizza chicken, onion & BBQ sauce with a special blend of mozzarella and
cheddar cheese, all on a medium 9 inchPerfecto base
HAWAIIAN PIZZA Loads of tasty ham and pineapple all onour freshly made pizza base with
mozzarella and authentic tomato sauce
ITALIAN CHICKEN PIZZA Roasted chicken, diced tomato, capsicum, baby spinach, kalamata
styleolives & oregano with garlic oil
CHICKEN TIKKA PIZZA A specially developed recipe for Pakistan topped with chicken tikka
and onions
CHICKEN FAJITA PIZZA An authentic taste of Mexico, marinatedchicken, onions and green
peppers withspecial herbs and spices
FAITA SICILIAN PIZZA A delicious blend of fajita chicken, o?nions, green peppers, green
chillies and lots of cheese.
SUPREME PIZZA A delicious combination of 6 tasty toppings: beef pepperoni, cabanossi, beef,
onions, green peppers and mushrooms.
SUPER SUPREME PIZZA Enjoy a delightful blend of beef pepperoni, smoked chicken,
cabanossi, beef, onions, green peppers, olives & mushrooms with double the amount of
topping.
BAHERI CHICHEN PIZZA Another sizzling innovation! Behari masala marinated chicken
chunks, onion, green chillies - topped with loads of mozzarella cheese and specially
garnished with fried onion, ginger juliennes, parsley and a wedge of lemon!
HOT N SPICY CHICKEN PIZZA For those who like it hot green chillies, CHICKEN.
much more exp..

[Cheegum]

Re: olx.com.pk

Financial freedom here I comed!

Section:
Jobs > Restaurant Jobs - Food Service Jobs

Title:
urgent Required Marketing officer — Faisalabad

Ad:
This an opportunity to achieved financial freedom
and live the life to your dreams
only serious candidates should apply.
For more information call at this number:
other information call this no[Phone Number]

[Dhoti_Main_Dhamaka]

Re: olx.com.pk

olx.com.pk is one of the bestest part time time pass:k:

[Krypton]

Re: olx.com.pk

aww

is that someone’s cv?

[Muzna]

Re: olx.com.pk

cheegum making fun of someone???

omg.

[Cheegum]

Re: olx.com.pk

Jee i’ve bleeped out names and numbers.

[Muzna]

Re: olx.com.pk

@Cheegum

Jee i’ve bleeped out names and numbers.

aww…I’m just joshin’ wid ya…

[Ethan_Hunt]

Re: olx.com.pk

I did saw khote di siri on sale for Rs. 1000000000 something. Probably the maximum amount. The site is fun though.

[chacha_Ghalib]

Re: olx.com.pk

Didn’t even know the site existed.

I hope, for pizza uncle’s sake, that no molvi finds out he is serving ham topped pizza in Pakistan.

[Cheegum]

Re: olx.com.pk

@chacha_Ghalib

Didn’t even know the site existed.

I hope, for pizza uncle’s sake, that no molvi finds out he is serving ham topped pizza in Pakistan.

Chacha pepperoni can be made out of halal beef too It’s just the name of a dish, just like Chicken Korma can be made from zabihah chiicken or jhatka chicken. But someone try telling that to the molvis.

[Southie]

Re: olx.com.pk

aji yeh zahiba aur jhatka chicken kya hota hai?
Jab Pakistan ke nivasiyon chicken khate hai, use jhatka zahiba kehte hain
Pakistan ke nivasiyon chicken kyu khate hain?
Aaaaaaaa

[Ali_Syed]

Re: olx.com.pk

olx.com.pk yahan sub kuch bikta hay