An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man
finally decided to ask her to marry. She immediately said “yes”.
The next morning when he awoke, he couldn’t remember what her answer
was! “Was she happy? I think so, wait, no, she looked at me in a funny
manner…”
After about an hour of trying to remember to no avail, he got on the
telephone and gave her a call.
Embarrassed, he admitted that he didn’t remember her answer to the
marriage proposal. “Oh”, she said, "I’m so glad you called. I remembered
saying ‘yes’ to someone, but I couldn’t remember who it was.