lol…no offense to any old people here 
**Morris, an 82 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.
A couple of days after that the doctor spoke to the man and said, “You’re really doing great, aren’t you?”
Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, doctor: ‘Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.’ "
The doctor said, “I didn’t say that. I said you’ve got a heart murmur. Be careful!”
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.
Answering, he heard his wife’s voice urgently warning him, “Herman, I just heard on the news that there’s a car going the wrong way on 280 Interstate. Please be careful!”
“It’s not just one car,” said Herman. “It’s hundreds of them!”
**
