man who needed a secretary hung a sign in his window that said,
‘Secretary wanted to file and type. Must be bi-lingual.’
Within a few minuted, a dog came trotting into his office with the sign
in his mouth. At first the man was irritated that a dog had somehow
gotten into the building, so he tried to shoo him away. The dog dropped
the sign on the man’s desk and said, ‘Woof, woof!’
The man gave him a puzzled look and said, 'Don’t tell me you’re here
about the secretary job!’ The dog replied, ‘Woof, woof!’ Skeptically,
the man said, ‘OK, here! See if you can file these papers.’ The dog
grabbed the papers in his mouth, and filed them correctly in just a few
minutes, trotted back to the man’s desk and said, ‘Woof, woof!’
The man was amazed, but not quite convinced, so he handed the dog some
notes and said, ‘Here, see if you can type this up.’ The dog took the
notes, typed up the paper, and dropped it on the man’s desk with
another ‘Woof, woof!’
The man said, 'Well, I’m convinced you can do the job, but the sign
says that you must be bi-lingual,’ to which the dog replied, ‘Meow!’
