Re: okkk REAL issue
I read it over and over again. I came back and re-read it and laughed some more.
Eating more doesn’t slow down your rate of metabolism – it does just the opposite.
What should i do about my cancer, doc? Spread some robutussin?
Moderate Ownage!
Chupkese: It could be a diet change or hormonal imbalance (resulting from illness or stress) that the body takes time to adjust to; but at some point if you can exceed your basal metabolism rate --eating high calorie food --you will will slowly gain your weight.
Did you just get married?
basal metabolism= minimum amount of energy needed to keep you alive, whcih goes down with age (read: makes you fatter)