Re: Ok so, ahem .
This is actually a problem. 5-star hotels have telephones and all that in the bathrooms. BUT...sitting on the pot can cause vericose veins of the "balls" (sorry but its true). For ladies it can cause other problems. It can also cause or worsen hemorroids.
Do your business and get out....if its peace you're looking for, dont look for it whilst sitting on the pot.