Q. How can you tell if a man is intelligent?
A. You poor, naive thing!
Q: What does a neuron do in a man´s brain?
A: It gets bored.
Q: What do you call ten men lined up ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel…
Q. What’s the best thing about your child turning 3 years of age?
A. Daddy now has someone who has more in common with him.
**Men would rather pledge allegiance to a flag than to a woman. **
A single man in his 40’s often has a problem finding women at his level of maturity.
That’s why he dates someone half his age.
Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousyhusbands.
**This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man. **
Man is the king of his castle
A king is a ruler
A ruler is 12 inches
Still think you’re a man?
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?
At the circus the clowns don’t talk.
Why don’t men have mid-life crises?
They stay stuck in adolescence.
How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
In real life, men aren’t affectionate out of bed.
What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.
**How do you make your husband wake up with a smile on his
face Monday morning?
Tell him a joke Friday night. ** 
When does a man get hurt by your words?
When you hit him with the dictionary…
What is the most intelligent thing a man can say?
… yes dear.
Q. What do you need when you have three male chauvinist pigs up to their necks in cement?
A. More cement.
Husbands are like cars: all are good the first year.
that’s bad maddy!
indeed :k: