Dear Lord I hate this state. I’ve only been here less than 4 hours and I can’t wait to get out. Why couldn’t I have joined a company based in a more exciting city than Cincinnatti? 
Oh well… 2 and half more days and I can return to the Queen’s country 
mAd_ScieNtIsT aka The New Ohioguy
Re: Ohioguy
I have a few Ohio related horror stories too. Whats worse than a boring guy living in Ohio leading a boring life and pursuing you :shudders:
Re: Ohioguy
lol... one that is married doing the same.... couldn't resist
Re: Ohioguy
hahaha
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lol…the man of my dreams is in ohio and has promised he’d keep me busy as soon as he picks me up from the airport 
Re: Ohioguy
I'm sorry, I can't keep that promise. Too much work and all ;)
Re: Ohioguy
LOL! Maddy..he's 6 feet tall..doing his PhD and absolutly studly!
Re: Ohioguy
Dont degrade OG…
Re: Ohioguy
** You’re not talking about Ohio Guy are you??? ** I picture him at about 5 foot 2 inches, still doing his ABCs and absolutely portly.
Re: Ohioguy
Re: Ohioguy
MD, the good news is that after 90 Days:
1) The Indians are in contention for the playoffs. That is Baseball, the masculine equivalent of Cricket. You will learn to say "Go Tribe!"
2) You will call soda "pop".
3) You will drive politely.
4) Your IQ will go up 25 points.
5) You will be remarkably patient with whining Desis.
6) Women will be remarkably attracted to you. (yes even you)
PS, find Graters Ice Cream, possibly the best Ice Cream in the world. In Hyde Park I believe. You can drive to the top of Renell Drive, where my grandparents used to live, or go out to Blue Hills where all of the rest of my relatives lived.... Go see Adam Dunn hit before the end of the season....
Re: Ohioguy
yeah and dont forget to get cinci's special chilli.
Re: Ohioguy
Isn't Ohio like the 3rd state in line for obesity problems? They're got soo many restuarants there.
Re: Ohioguy
"Phat"ima ia worried about obesity? Look, I am svelt, and spent 21 years of my life in Ohio, and trust me, genetics were against me in this regard.
Salt of the earth, Ohio is salt of the earth......
Re: Ohioguy
Yeah, the locals keep grinning devilishly and urging me to try the chilli. I keep remembering the advice all the Europeans used to give me about Cinci chilli - “Avoid it, it’s better to die painfully and slowly than have the chilly”
At least one local conceded that “after a while” your system gets used to it…
23 hours and 12 minutes to go in Ohio
