Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day, were led down to the room in which they would meet their maker. The priest had given them last rites, the formal speech had been given by the warden, and a final prayer had been said among the participants.
The warden, turning to the first man, solemnly asked, “Son, do you have a last request?”
To which the man replied, “Yes sir, I do. I love dance music. Could you please play the Macarena for me one last time?”
“Certainly,” replied the warden.
He turned to the other man and asked, “Well, what about you, son? What is your final request?”
“Please,” said the condemned man, “kill me first.”
^ Monasha Behan the joke was very simple. The second guy who is soo sick of other guy that he would hung himself first rather than watching the other person dance, specially on Macarena.
bhaiya,(is it ok if i call u by this word?)
now i had to laugh, salman ki itni baatien sn nay ke baad u think i wont undderstand what he’s trying to say ;), yeh wala to phir uske level se simple tha
