Well today as I was walking through the gym a big group of brawn, bulky guys were in front of me, so I assumed they must be some sports team and proceeded to my spin class. After the class I was sitting in the waiting area on a two-seater, face still very red, hair pulled back, wet with sweat. And the big group of guys came there, like 15 of them. They were really good looking, and I have a thing for well-built men () so I was like âastaghfirullah, forgive me Allah for oogling. Anyhow I was beginning to feel a bit uncomfortable, but I was like why should I move, I got here first. By this time, I had figured out they were the French Rugby Team because they were talking in French and I remembered they were playing South Africa on Saturday. I was in total awe and feeling very conscious at this point.
Anyway, then one really extra good looking one says, âI can seet?â, pointing to the empty space next to me. Iâm like, âyea sureâ. And then his friend goes, âI can also seet?â, but he was joking since there wasnât more space! Now me not wanting to miss this opportunity decided to practice my French which I havenât spoken in a gazillion years.
Me: Vous etes Francaise?
Them: (Looking shocked) Oui
Me: Vous jouer demain?
Them: Non, Samedi.
Just then I saw my dads car pull up, so jumped up and said, âbonne chance!â and theyâre like âtank yewâ and ran off, heart racing.
Now Iâm not at all into rugby but I think Iâll watch Saturdays match.
Re: Oh my God - my run-in with the French rugby team!!!
i bet he is catty, i bet he is ;)
jonny's also lovely, plus he plays for my local city, so i have to love him. All the others look as if they'd break me in half with 1 hug!!!
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Well today as I was walking through time square and a big group of sultry, big booty gurls were in front of me, so I assumed they must be some sluts and proceeded to eat my lunch at central park. After the lunch I was sitting on the grass, face still very red after eating chilli, pants unbuttoned, tummy full of food. And the same big group of vixens came there, like 15 of them. They were really good looking, and I have a thing for sexy ladies ( so I was like âastaghfirullah, forgive me Allah for oogling. Anyhow I was beginning to feel a bit uncomfortable in the pants, but I was like why should I move, I got here first. By this time, I had figured out they were the French porn Team because they were talking in French and I remembered they were playing with each other on Saturday. I was in total awe and feeling very conscious at this point.
Anyway, then one really extra good looking one says, âI can touch?â, pointing to the big thing. Iâm like, âyea sureâ. And then her girlfriend goes, âI can also touch?â, but she was joking since there wasnât more space! they were all over Now me not wanting to miss this opportunity decided to practice my French which I havenât spoken in a gazillion years.
Me: Vous etes Francaise?
Them: (Looking shocked) Oui
Me: Vous jouer demain?
Them: Non, Samedi.
Just then I woke up, so jumped up and said, âbonne chance!â and homeless kids around me laughing at me
Now Iâm not at all into french adult movie industry but I think Iâll watch somthing nice this Saturday.
Re: Oh my God - my run-in with the porn actresses!!!
im sure he left you confused too, never mind eh..i see you'v edited it since. I would be proud gamma, pulling a male porn star must be quite an achievement :p
) so I was like âastaghfirullah, forgive me Allah for oogling. Anyhow I was beginning to feel a bit uncomfortable, but I was like why should I move, I got here first. By this time, I had figured out they were the French Rugby Team because they were talking in French and I remembered they were playing South Africa on Saturday. I was in total awe and feeling very conscious at this point.
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