3 guys r staying at a hotel in 1 room. they look out the window and see a glowing pool at the bottom, with a ramp attached to their balcony. So they call pool attendant and ask him: what is that (pool)? Pool guy says: “Thats a magic pool just jump off the ramp, and shout in mid-air whatever you wish to land in, and you will land in a pool of whatever u wished.” So the 1st guys jumps and says Bananas, and he lands in a pool of bananas. 2nd guy jumps and says mango juice and he lands in a pool of mango juice. 3rd guy jumps, and a bird flies over and shts on his head, and he says: OH SHT!!!
ive heard this same joke before... except the version i heard goes... there are three men... standing at the edge of a cliff... one is white, one is asian, and one is black.. a genie appears and tells that they can land safely by yellin the name of the item they want to land on when they jump off the cliff... so the white man yells bed... and lands on a bed... the asian man yells feathers and lands on fathers... the black man trips over a rock and yells **** lol....
