Oh God!

A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were
excessively mischievous. The two were always getting into
trouble and their parents could be assured that if any mischief
occurred in their town,their two young sons were involved.

                                  The parents were at their wits end not knowing what to do
                                  about their sons' behavior.Then the mother heard that a
                                  clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children
                                  in the past, so she asked her husband if he thought they
                                  should send the boys to speak with the clergyman. 

                                  The husband said, "We might as well. We need to do
                                  something before I really lose my temper!" 

                                  The clergyman agreed to speak with the boys. He asked to
                                  see them individually. The 8-year-old went to meet him first.
                                  The clergyman sat the boy down and asked him sternly,
                                  "Where is God?" 

The boy made no response, so the clergyman repeated the
question in an even sterner tone, “Where is God?”

                                  Again the boy made no attempt to answer, so the clergyman
                                  raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's
                                  face, "WHERE IS GOD?" 

                                  With that, the boy bolted from the room and ran directly
                                  home, slamming his door and hiding himself in his closet. His
                                  older brother followed him into the closet saying, "What
                                  happened?" 

                                  The younger brother replied, "We are in B I G trouble this
                                  time. God is missing and they think we did it!

:) Heard it before but everytime I read it, it makes me smile!

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now here iz a goood one…:k:

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thanks ahmed, bulbuli, tasbeeh,tipz,lastknight :)

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aww cute

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thanks taqlee salman,monasha and last knightess!

ha ha ha

goodone :hehe:

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:-( sad .... God is stolen

I can Salman only :slight_smile: but i must say it’s a good one :smash:

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:soldier: THE LONE RANGER

I can see Salman only :)ing - but I say its a good one :biggthumb :smash:

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