A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were
excessively mischievous. The two were always getting into
trouble and their parents could be assured that if any mischief
occurred in their town,their two young sons were involved.
The parents were at their wits end not knowing what to do
about their sons' behavior.Then the mother heard that a
clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children
in the past, so she asked her husband if he thought they
should send the boys to speak with the clergyman.
The husband said, "We might as well. We need to do
something before I really lose my temper!"
The clergyman agreed to speak with the boys. He asked to
see them individually. The 8-year-old went to meet him first.
The clergyman sat the boy down and asked him sternly,
"Where is God?"
The boy made no response, so the clergyman repeated the
question in an even sterner tone, “Where is God?”
Again the boy made no attempt to answer, so the clergyman
raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's
face, "WHERE IS GOD?"
With that, the boy bolted from the room and ran directly
home, slamming his door and hiding himself in his closet. His
older brother followed him into the closet saying, "What
happened?"
The younger brother replied, "We are in B I G trouble this
time. God is missing and they think we did it!