A woman gets on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the
ugliest baby I’ve ever seen.”Furious, the woman slammed her money into the fare box and took an
aisle
seat near the rear of the bus.The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her
what
was wrong. “The bus driver insulted me,” she fumed.The man sympathized and said: “Why, he’s a public servant and
shouldn’t say
things to insult passengers.”“You’re right,” she said. “I think I’ll go back up there and give him
a
piece of my mind.”“That’s a good idea” the man said. “Here, let me hold your monkey.”