Refusal Rebuttle Letter
The next time a company declines to hire you, send them a letter that reads…Dear (Interviewer’s Name). Thanks for you letter of June 15th. After carefully considering I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your company. This year I have been very unfortunate in receiving a vast amount of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all refusals. Despite your company’s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet with my needs at this time. Therefore, I will initiate employment with your business immediately following graduation. I am looking forward to seeing you then. Best of luck with your future candidate rejections. Sincerly, (your name here)
The Zoo called
Call someone at the office while they are away and leave a message saying Mr. Lyon (or Mr. Behr) called and would appreciate a call back. Then leave the phone number for the local zoo on the answering machine for this person to call.
Speak Up!
Tell the new employee that a certain someone else is hard of hearing so he better speak up everytime he talks to him. Tell that certain other person the same exact thing about the new employee. Then watch as communicate with each other in high volume every time.
Hostage Situation In The Office
Take something that your co-worker needs. Such as his mouse and leave a ransom note in its place. Don’t tell him who you are. Just tell him where to leave the money for it.
Self Recognition Prank
Without disguising your voice, compliment yourself over the office intercom. Compliment yourself on a just completed task or give yourself the rest of the day off.
IT Prank
Send out a memo to everyone explaining that all computers have been infected with the new ‘Letter G Virus’ and that everything is ok, but for the rest of today nobody can type the letter ‘G’ or else it will cause even more havoc on the company computer systems
Post A Fake Job Ad
Use the internet to post a fake job ad for your co-worker’s current position. Use CraigsList or HotJobs or any other free online site to do this. Leave the company contact info as the response on the ad.
Think My Phone Is Ringing
During a conversation, tell your co-worker(s) that you think your phone is ringing, even if you are a long way from your desk. Then leave and go and get some coffee.
Staplers
Tell everyone about your fear of staplers. Then, start acting weird whenever one is present.
Pimp Yo Chair
Install some buttons and lights in the arms of your chair. If you want you could also put some new chrome wheels on your chair.
Office Treats
Whenever you try to cook at home and the dishes don’t turn out quite right, bring those dishes into the office and tell everyone they are special treats.
Full Blast!
Turn your victim’s speaker volume up full blast. He won’t know until the next time his computer makes a sound, it will surprise him to death! haha
McDonald’s Application Prank
Fill out an application from a fast food place like McDonald’s and put your co-workers name and contact info on the form.Then just wait til his cell phone rings and McDonald’s calls him to setup an interview.
