What is a cat
- Cats do what they want.
- They rarely listen to you.
- They are totally unpredictable.
- When you want to play, then they want to be alone.
- When you want to be alone, they want to play.
- They expect you to cater to their every whim.
- They are moody.
- They leave hair everywhere.
- They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.
Conclusion They are tiny women in fur coats
What is a dog
- Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece
of furniture in the house. - They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but
they don’t hear you when you are in the same room. - They growl when they are not happy.
- When you want to play, they want to play.
- When you want to be alone, they want to play.
- They are great at begging.
- They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
- They leave their toys everywhere.
- They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to
give you a kiss.
Conclusion: They are little men in fur coats.