So, your walk into a flower shop with your cousin to buy a bouquet for her mother (your aunt) who is in the hospital. The owner of the shop is this sleazy punjabi looking uncle who hitting on your very engaged cousin as you both walk away, he says “why waste your time with that boy, he will buy you flowers once a year!” Do you:
A. Keep walking
B. Verbally destroy and shame the man to tears
C. Knock him out with a swift upper cut
D. ??
My answer later.
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D. u tell the girl..uncle ko byee bolo
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You say "Tata, Uncle!"
Worst thing to do to a guy's ego. Make him feel old and a pedophile.
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i would say.. "uncle aap discount dainge to mein do baar bhi flowers dai doon ga" hehehe...... :shayad aap ki beti ko bhi" hehe..... ok the last part is meann....... eh
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So, your walk into a flower shop with your cousin to buy a bouquet for her mother (your aunt) who is in the hospital. The owner of the shop is this sleazy punjabi looking uncle who hitting on your very engaged cousin as you both walk away, he says "why waste your time with that boy, he will buy you flowers once a year!" Do you:
A. Keep walking B. Verbally destroy and shame the man to tears C. Knock him out with a swift upper cut D. ??
My answer later.
be a real desi report him to authorities as a terrorism sympathizer :D
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.One punch !!!
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First of all how did the flower uncle come
to know about your friends fiancee???
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hahahaha 
i would say " UNCLE MEIN AAP KEE BETEE KO HAR RAAT LAA KER DOONGA "
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Great responses guys!
First of all how did the flower uncle come to know about your friends fiancee???
The flower uncle doesn't know about the engagement. He made many assumptions. Oddly enough, the engagement ring on my cousins finger did not deter him either.
Next question, would you tell your cousins fiancee? An amazing fella but baad temper.
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NO
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u guys r bad! BAD!!
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LMAO
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You see may be his intentions were only to joke without any offense. I have seen shopkeepers with very bad sense of humor but the intentions are never to hurt people (Might be because of their less/no education)
Secondly, even if he did it to hurt you, than the best way to not let him achieve his aim is to walk away calmly as if his words were complelty ignored and you were not bothered even a bit.
When I went to Millitary College, my dad told me, " NEVER ever get into an arguement/fight with anyone on the street, specially with a misbehaving shopkeeper, as he would always try to pull you down to a lower level, but you have to behave good with him to raise him to a higher level. That is the difference between an educated and an uneducated person"
^ That is what our ideal used to do. He always protected the dignity of even his worst enemy by ignoring/smiling back to them, and alot of people felt so ashamed later that they became ready to give their life for him because of his good manners.
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Next question, would you tell your cousins fiancee? An amazing fella but baad temper.
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Please never commit this mistake. Allah would give you reward for spreading peace.
A man once told a scholar that one of your students used an abusive word for you while he was in another city.
The scholar replied " My student threw an arrow towards me, which didn't reach me, but you picked up that arrow and made sure that it is inserted in my heart"
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choro usshay
hes jst retarded. not like as if hes gna come and start stalking her.
u no how some of these pervy desis are 
so if i was you i wouldn’t really do anything, unless he said something again 
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D. u tell the girl..uncle ko byee bolo
Hhahahah lovely!
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You see may be his intentions were only to joke without any offense. I have seen shopkeepers with very bad sense of humor but the intentions are never to hurt people (Might be because of their less/no education)
Secondly, even if he did it to hurt you, than the best way to not let him achieve his aim is to walk away calmly as if his words were complelty ignored and you were not bothered even a bit.
When I went to Millitary College, my dad told me, " NEVER ever get into an arguement/fight with anyone on the street, specially with a misbehaving shopkeeper, as he would always try to pull you down to a lower level, but you have to behave good with him to raise him to a higher level. That is the difference between an educated and an uneducated person"
^ That is what our ideal used to do. He always protected the dignity of even his worst enemy by ignoring/smiling back to them, and alot of people felt so ashamed later that they became ready to give their life for him because of his good manners.
Please never commit this mistake. Allah would give you reward for spreading peace.
A man once told a scholar that one of your students used an abusive word for you while he was in another city.
The scholar replied " My student threw an arrow towards me, which didn't reach me, but you picked up that arrow and made sure that it is inserted in my heart"
wow great advice
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U still owe us your answer:faizy:
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I would sweetly say uncle mein apni sari behnon ka aisey hi khayal rakhta hoon. Aap bhi apni behnon ko flowers diya karien!!
And never mention it to anyone else, why make her all upset...It's not that big a deal!!
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Choice B.
Thanks everyone. Some classic responses, will share it with the family 
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kitney kitney pervs k leye choices dein gey:(
just ignore thm