Joe works at the nuthouse. He was supposed to be off on
a Sunday, but at the last minute he was instructed to take
a group of the nuts to a ballgame.
When the bus came to pick them off he began instructing
the nuts on what to do.
“Line up nuts”
“Get on the bus, nuts”
“Get off the bus, nuts”
When they go their seats at the stadium he yelled: “Sit
down, nuts”
When the National Anthem was played he said: “Stand
up, nuts”
After it was over he bellowed: “Sit down, nuts”
Then a vendor came by and yelled “PEA-NUTS”