One day, three nuns were talking while enjoying their cups of tea, when one of the nuns leaned towards the other two and whispered, “I’m in such a dilemma, sisters, and I don’t know what to do. Maybe you can help me. When I was cleaning the Father’s room, I found a box of condoms in his dresser drawer, and now I don’t know whether or not to tell Bishop. What do you think I should do?”
“Oh my word,” said the second nun. “I must have found the same box of condoms when I cleaned his room last week! Well, I don’t know if you should tell the Bishop or not but do you know what I did? I poked a hole in the end of each and everyone of them.”
Both nuns heard a gasp, turned and saw that the third nun had fainted.
