**1 Aadmi apni Biwi ke har kaam mein Nuqs nikaalta tha…
Agar Wo anda boil kerti to kehta Fry kerna tha
Aur agar wo fry kerti to kehta boil kerna tha
1 din Biwi ne dono bana liyeey…
Dono andoon ko ghor se dekhne ke baad wo aadmi bola: “Tumhein Aqal Kab Aayegi, Jis ko boil kerna tha usko fry ker diya OR jisko fry kerna tha usko boil ker diya”**