"Nu?"

President Bush was very curious about how the Jewish people knew everything before he did. So he called the CIA and FBI and asked them to figure it out. A week later they came back and said, "Mr. President, the Jews have something called Shabbat, and they meet each other at the synagogue, and there is a code.

They sit, they pray, and there is a word that is the key to this secret: “Nu?” When one says to other, “Nu?”, the other tells him everything… every bit of news."

This Bush wanted to see for himself. The secret service dressed him like a Hassid, and taught him to read from the right to the left of the Siddur (prayer book ).

Bush arrived at a synagogue on Shabbat, and sat beside another religious man. He waited for a moment, and said, “Nu?”

The man answered… “Shh, Bush is coming!”

hhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha .. now THAT was good..

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“Jhakyaanay” main faizy ka hay andaaz-e-jhakk AUR

confused yaar - itni hassi aye hai tou yaar yeh joke mujhay bhi samjhao

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lagta hai confused ki confusion khatam ho rahi hai. I thought the day wouldn’t come where I would be more confused than confused

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sohni lagdi oo mainu sohni lagdi

hmmmm…lagta hai aisa joke kisi confuse hi ko ZYADA samajh aa sakta hai key aisa reaction ho →

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nice joke for →

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only

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mairay dill mairay mussafir

hahaha,
LOL

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confused kithey ho tusi..
samjhao na paki krusty ko yeh joke.. baciahra/baichari kab se samajhna chahr ahi hia

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thining out loud isi bahane mein bhi samajh loangi…

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i hope kisi ne nahi suna jo mein ne socha tha

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Love is like Heaven but it may hurt you like hell.

Very medium nice kakay jee!

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The world is not enuf!