NS Praising marshal law

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“Masrshall law kai tehat Azadana aor munsifana Intekhabat NA HONAI ka sawal he paida nahee hota”

Geo just reported it … I know he meant to say “Honai ka sawal he paida naheen hota” but the point is that why can’t some of our leaders can’t express themselves even in PLAIN URDU!.

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Lol, by the way Musharraf also said in his speech,

Extremist buhut extremist ho gaye haiN

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:rotfl:

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Some more jokes from the news:

"Afghanistan expresses concern on imposition of emergency in Pakistan."

BB: Mujhey samajh nahiN aaya Moulana Fazlurrehman apni Behan ko salaaM kerney nahiN aye

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hahaha yeah dude. i dunno, majority of the politicians cant speak.
I mean we all remember the hand issue..
and then when benazir speaks..her urdu is so bad, it is so ridiculously bad, that you may think its because her basic mode of communication is english, but for being a harvard and oxford graduate, her english is pathetic as well..maybe she speaks good sindhi.

but whatever language, ppl just can not express themselves.

I though Jamali was well spoken though, a little too casual and grandfatherly in how he talked to ppl but spoke well.

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But no one can match Altaf Hussain, especially the way he says AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

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Back in July this was Nawaz Sharif blubbering during an interview by Kashif Abbasi of ARY.

Nawaz SharifPRESIDENT Musharraf ki hakoomat illegitimate hai.

Nawaz Sharif - Nahin mera matalab…MUSHARRAF ki hakoomat illegitimate hai.

Nawaz Sharif - Yeh, illegitimate hakoomat hai.

Nawaz Sharif - Urdu main illegitimate ko kya kehte hain…?

Nawaz Sharif - *Hmmm… URDU main illegitimate ko kya kehte hain?? *

Nawaz Sharif - *kya kehte hain….illegitimate ko kya kehte hain ??? *

Nawaz Sharif - Kashif Abbasi sahib “URDU main illegitimate ko kya kehte hain…????

Kashif Abbasinajaiz

Nawaz Sharif - Haan najaiz!!

Nawaz Sharif - Musharraf ki hakoomat najaiz hain!!! Haan haan!!

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:hehe:

Like the Afghanistan one …

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he is in marsiya mode 24/7/365
atleast othes can claim that urdu is not their first language
is kay paas toh yeh excuse bhi naheen hai

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correction:- he is on MAJLISS mode 24/7/365 and SHAM-e-Ghareban mode when addressing a rally.

PS: BB’s SIndhi is not that great either, I have met her back in early 90’s. may be she is good in FRENCH. there is only oneway to find out, lets contact Sher Pao, FAisal Saleh Hiyat & Asif Zardari.. :whistling:

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someday I will get my hands on him and force a matam mode as well.

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She can barely manage a few words in Sindhi, before she makes a fool of herself.

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so basically, she cant talk...now i know why she was picked for this position, the supporter of this new arrangement cant cobble together sentences either

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Her and George Bush have a lot in common when it comes to vocab department.

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Mushism

just like they have Bushisms :rotfl:

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Most recently…

BB: ye sub Zia ki Baqayaat hai (she meant to say baqiyaat as in remains of…)
She said Baqayaat 5 times in that interview. lol… her English is equally bad.

Mush: Dehshatgard bohat extremist hote jaa rahe hain… (abay ghaamuR, pehle kiya moderate thay ye dehshatgard :p)

Mush in the same Nov 3 speech: Hum se koi darta hi nahi (hum=administration) hahahahaah…like monitor of the class complains to the teacher on her arrival : itna shor kyon horaha tha class mein, teacher asks. meri koi sunta hi nahi hai miss, poor guy replies :smiley:

Mush: Intizamiyaa dari howi hai, sehmi howi hai, us mein mayoosi hai (because of SC punished them)…haye haye bechaare ye police waalay, qanoon ke rakhwale. us waqt behosh thay jub CJ ko baalon se ghaseet rahe thay, h…mi! :mad:

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BB's English is not that bad at all, it's just that her thoughts are stupid.

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hahahaah post of the day for me. i needed a good laugh. :D

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