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Condoms ‘too big’ for Indian men

By Damian Grammaticus
BBC News, Delhi

A survey of more than 1,000 men in India has concluded that condoms made according to international sizes are too large for a majority of Indian men.
The study found that more than half of the men measured had penises that were shorter than international standards for condoms.
It has led to a call for condoms of mixed sizes to be made more widely available in India.
The two-year study was carried out by the Indian Council of Medical Research.
Over 1,200 volunteers from the length and breadth of the country had their penises measured precisely, down to the last millimetre.
The scientists even checked their sample was representative of India as a whole in terms of class, religion and urban and rural dwellers.

The conclusion of all this scientific endeavour is that about 60% of Indian men have penises which are between three and five centimetres shorter than international standards used in condom manufacture.
Doctor Chander Puri, a specialist in reproductive health at the Indian Council of Medical Research, told the BBC there was an obvious need in India for custom-made condoms, as most of those currently on sale are too large.
The issue is serious because about one in every five times a condom is used in India it either falls off or tears, an extremely high failure rate.
And the country already has the highest number of HIV infections of any nation.
‘Not a problem’
Mr Puri said that since Indians would be embarrassed about going to a chemist to ask for smaller condoms there should be vending machines dispensing different sizes all around the country.
“Smaller condoms are on sale in India. But there is a lack of awareness that different sizes are available. There is anxiety talking about the issue. And normally one feels shy to go to a chemist’s shop and ask for a smaller size condom.”
But Indian men need not be concerned about measuring up internationally according to Sunil Mehra, the former editor of the Indian version of the men’s magazine Maxim.
“It’s not size, it’s what you do with it that matters,” he said. "From our population, the evidence is Indians are doing pretty well. “With apologies to the poet Alexander Pope, you could say, for inches and centimetres, let fools contend.”

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They should be happy...

The trapped air should add to their size...

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Seema Aunty... TumhaiN wahan issliye naheN bheja tha kay tum ye articles paRhti phiro :D

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lol we already knew that though. Now we have proof. :)

no wonder indian people are so aggressive, and fiesty. Its because they had to compensate due to frustration of lesser things.

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wat?
tau kis lye bhaija tha?? :konfused:

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haha… vending machines for condoms!! lmao we hardly have them for cold drinks and indians need them for condoms:omg:

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add the following news to the above :omg:

[THE Indian Army is fitting some of its toughest frontline troops with inflatable penile implants in a bid to boost army morale.

Impotency is becoming a serious concern for the country’s élite soldiers stationed in the disputed mountain territory of Jammu and Kashmir. Many of India’s special forces are reporting “marriage problems” when they return from their tours of duty.](http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2002/05/05/wpen05.xml)

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beychara Sunil

khisyani billi khamba nochay.
oh no, its indian men we are talking about
khisyani billi tinka nochay (with magnifying glass and tweezers ofcourse)

now we also know why dont they trim down there, what if they mistake the thingie for a pube and …

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no wonder they r makin those spray on condomz :cb:

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tsk tsk

kitni buri baat hai... kissi kaa mazaq naheeN uRaanaa chaahiye :D

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Seema Aunty Bhool gayi itni Jaldi… :rolleyes:

Aray … we need to Have ur Statue where its that Liberty thingy is yar… :smack:

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y u makang fun of my contry...ve having vari highest namber of pepul answaring fone for computar complacations..vaat u contry havang?

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Waaqai science taraqqi kar gai hai … :omg:

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No wonder they are committing suicide 5watery…:omg:

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^^ LOL, now it all makes sense:

small penis + high altitude warfare ---> impotence + marital problems ----> stress + suicide

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cant we get over this already...BIG DEAL

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actually quite the opposite

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Qassam say i really had an urge 2 say sumfin but m not eligible 4 dat :bummer:
p.s. damn ma gheto xcent