“She has an uncanny way of standing between me and the tele-
vision screen. Bases loaded, two strikes, three balls. The
pitch flies, the crowd goes wild, and all I can see is her
butt.” -Howard, Dodge City, Kan.
“She was furious when I got up early once and made her break-
fast. Called me controlling. How dare I decide that she would
eat breakfast, let alone what she’d have?” -Ted, Wexford, Pa.
“When she gets an idea in her head, there’s no stopping her.
And no rest for anyone until it’s done. It’s not so bad when
the idea is to bake cookies, or even to go on vacation. But
when it’s to build a new house, or to get pregnant, things
get pretty intense.” -Jim, Minneapolis
“My wife thinks everyone should be a vegetarian. During meals,
she asks people how they can eat dead cows, or if they know
that their pork chops used to be smarter than their dogs.”
-Miles, Shreveport, La.
“It annoys her that our children look like me.” -James, New
Orleans
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