Now I know

These are some amazing dumb useless facts, More then facts i like the comments :biggthumb

They are not mine :stuck_out_tongue:

  • If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.(Hardly seems worth it.)

  • If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that’s more like it!)

  • The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body
    to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)

  • A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

  • A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I’m still not over the pig.)

  • Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Do not try this at home… maybe at work.)

  • The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off. (“Honey, I’m home. What the…?!”)

  • The flea can jump 350 times its body length. For a human, that would be equivalent to jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes…lucky pig… can you imagine??)

  • The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

  • Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life…quality over quantity)

  • The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm…won’t go there.)

  • Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you’re ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

  • Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be a good thing…)

  • A cat’s urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out.)

  • An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)

  • Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.)

  • Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they’ll live a lot longer.)

  • Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)

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trust me,you dont wanna be a pig,no matter how long the orgasm!

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I don’t know about pigs but i have seen dogs in my pind for hours togathers, i mean togathers,

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^ reason for that is different i believe :hehe:

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Malang baba - Dogs pe itna ziada concentrate nahi kartey :D

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damn! now i know y sum women want men to be pigs!

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lol uncle falker thats not true

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^ hmmmmm ok lemme rephrase it.. sum women THINK men are pigs.... does it make sense now.

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ROTFL…Oh man this is too much… this has to be made a sticky with the original quote regarding the pigs. :smiley: :smiley:

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:hehe:

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No wonder why PCG wants ever man to be a PIG. Sheesh I should have known better.

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:rotfl:

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u’re one heck of a joker :d:D:D: lol…

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:smiley: