A memon family in kharadar was puzzled when the coffin of their dead >mother arrived from the US It was sent by one of the daughters.
The dead body was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin with no space left in it >!
When they opened the lid , they found a letter on top, which read as >follows:
“Dear brothers and sisters, I am sending our mother’s body to >you, since it was her wish that she should be cremated in the grave >yard >in Mewa Shah. Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leaves >are >consumed. You will find inside the coffin, under Amma’s body, 12 cans >of >cheese, 10 packets of chocolates and 8 packets of Badam. Please divide >these among all of you. On Amma’s feet you will find a new pair of >Reebok >shoes(size 10) for Kassam Bhai. Also, there are 2 pairs of shoes for >Jubeda’s and Jarina’s sons. Hope the sizes are correct. Amma is wearing >6 >American T-Shirts. The large size is for Sattar Bhai and the others are >for my nephews. Just distribute them among yourselves. The 2 new Jeans >that >Amma is wearing are for the boys. The Swiss watch that Johra Bai wanted >is >on Amma’s left wrist. Kulsum Aunty, Amma is wearing the necklace, >earrings >and ring that you asked for. Please take them.The 6 white cotton socks >that Amma is wearing must be divided among my teenager nephews. Please >distribute all these uniformly and if anything more required tell me >now, >since our Abba is also not keeping well now a days.”
