Three women met at a social gathering.
One complained: " Last night my husband said he he worked all day. He lied to me since I called him at work and he was not there"
Second one said: " Men! Never believe them". My husband told me last weekend he went to see his mother. You know what? His mother even called me to ask where he was!"
Third woman said: " I always know where my husband is."
Other two said: " No way! He has you fooled hasn’t he?"
The third woman said:
" Nope. he is dead."