A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “You’ll get your chance in court,” said the Desk Sergeant. “No, no, no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying to do that for years!”
Why are hurricanes normally named after women? When they come, they are wild and wet. When they go, they take your house and car with them.
One guy goes to a doctor and says: ‘Doctor, my wife recently has lost her voice. What should I do to help her get it back?’ The doctor replies, ‘Try to come home at 3 in the morning!’