Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a
compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up.
She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, Hmmm,
this person looks familiar.
The second blonde says, Here, let me see! So the first
blonde hands her the compact. The second one looks in the
mirror and says, You dummy, it’s me!
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she
goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment
unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in
the arms of a redhead.
Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to
take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome
with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.
The boyfriend yells, No, honey, don’t do it. The blonde
replies, Shut up, you’re next!
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