dont mind mods..
A man arrives at the Ben Gurion International Airport in Tel Aviv with two large bags. The customs agent opens the first bag and finds it full of money in different currencies.
The agent asks the passenger, “How did you get this money?”
The man says, "You will not believe it, but I traveled all over Europe, I went into public restrooms and each time I saw a man pee, I grabbed his penis and said, “donate money to Israel or I will cut your balls off!”
The customs agent says, “Well… that’s a very interesting story! What do you have in the other bag?”
The man says, “You would not believe how many people in Europe do not support Israel!”
A bag full of … 
