A truck driver stopped at a roadside diner for lunch, and ordered a cheeseburger, coffee and a slice of apple-pie. As he was about to eat, three motorcycles pulled up outside.
The bikers came in, and one grabbed the trucker’s cheeseburger out of his hand. The second one drank his coffee and the third wolfed down his apple-pie. The truck driver didn’t say a word. He simply got up, paid the cashier, and left.
When he was gone, other motorcyclists snickered to one another and congratulated each other on being so bad. As the cashier walked up, one of the motorcyclists growled, “He aint much of a man, is he?”
“He’s not much of a driver either”, the cashier replied. “He just backed his 18-wheeler over three motorcycles…”
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