This is an old one but still :rotato:
A funeral service is being held in a synagogue for a woman
who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the
pallbearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally
bump into a wall jarring the casket.
They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that
the woman is actually alive.
She lives for 10 more years and then dies. A ceremony is
again held at the same synagogue and at the end of the
service the pallbearers are again carrying out the casket.
As they are walking, the husband cries out, “Watch out for
the wall!” 
…
:topic:
