This is just a joke, please don’t take it seriously!
A Punjabi, an Urdu speaking and a pathaan answer to an ad placed by the Pakistani Intelligence agency to work as a spy for Pakistan. The punjabi guy is called for the interview first.
Interviewer: Do u love your country?
Punjabi: Yes
Interviewer: Do u love your wife?
Punjabi: Yes
Interviewer: Who do u love more, your country or your wife?
Punjabi : I love my country more than my wife.
Interviewer: Okay, we have your wife sitting in the next room. take this loaded gun, go to your wife and shoot her, your country really needs you.
At this the punjabi guy gets up and says “sorry i can’t kill my wife like that”. The interviewer tells him that he has failed and the guy leaves right away. Next is the turn of the Urdu speaking guy. He is also asked all the same questions, and in the end he is also told to take the gun and kill his wife sitting in the next room. He thinks for a few moments and says that he cannot kill his wife. So he is also failed and asked to leave. Lastly its the Pathaan’s turn. He is also asked the same questions, and like always, in the end he is told to take the gun and kill his wife sitting in the next room, because his country needs him. The pathaan picks up the gun, enters the room and locks the door. A few minutes later there is a sound of bang bang bang, six shots fired. Then there are sounds of furniture being thrown lots of things being broken. A few minutes later the pathaan emerges from the room all sweaty and breathing heavily…“You idiots gave me a gun filled with blanks, i had to strangle my wife”