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I don’t know guys, I would be very wary of those Korean Missles! After all, this is a country led by a leader who shot 38 under par his first time on a golf course, getting FIVE hole-in-one shots in the round!

Anybody who could do that could build a damn fine missle!

Move over Tiger: N. Korea’s Kim shot 38 under par his 1st time out

Special to World Tribune.com
EAST-ASIA-INTEL.COM
Wednesday, June 16, 2004

Tiger Woods couldn’t hold a candle to North Korea’s Kim Jong-Il, if nation’s government-controlled media reports are to be believed.

South Korea’s Pyeonghwa (Peace) Motors Corporation plans to stage an inter-Korean golf game next month in the North’s capital city, Pyongyang, company officials say.
“We have agreed with North Korean authorities to hold a friendly golf competition between the two Koreas from July 30 to Aug. 5 at a golf course in Pyongyang,” said an official at Pyeonghwa Motors, which has started a business venture in North Korea.

Fortunately for all entrants, North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il will not be playing. If the official government media is to be believed, Kim is easily the greatest golfer, the world has ever seeen.

Pyongyang media say North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il enjoys golf, having shot multiple holes-in-one during his first try at the game. He reportedly aced five holes and finished 38 under par on the golf course. The “Great Leader” routinely shoots three or four holes-in-one per round, the government-controlled media reported.

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little kim is a sports god, in the past he's bowled a 375 game and in a baseball game he once went 7 for 4 at bat.

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I have seen him beat the entire US track and field team in a relay. He even passed the baton to himself.

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** EDITED ** My bad. I was so impressed with the round of 38 under that my calculations were all wrong. Anyway, the only thing I will not believe is that he used a 1 iron to make one of his five holes in one. Everyone knows that you hold up 1 iron in a lightening storm because not even god can hit a 1 iron.

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:rotfl:

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Why is Lil Kim not at the Olympics?

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OG he is. He’ll be competing in the Equestrian and not surprisingly he will be both the rider and the horse.

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^ IN what UTD? Burro Olympics?

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^ in that case, I have to assume that he was the Centaur that participated in the opening ceremonies.

BTW, since he's Lil Kim afterall, maybe he only plays miniature golf?