WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A North Indian GIRL as WIFE***********
**1. At the time of marriage, a north Indian girl has more boyfriends than her age. **
**2. Before marriage, she looks almost like a bollywood heroine and after marriage you have to go around her twice to completely hug her. **
**3. By the time she professes her undevoted love to you, you are bankrupt because of the number of times you had to take her out to movie ****theatres and restaurants. And you wait longingly for her dowry. **
**4. The only dishes she can think of to cook is paneer butter masala, aloo sabji, aloo gobi sabji, aloo matar, aloo paneer, that after eating ****all those paneer and aloos you are either in the bed with chronic cholestrol or chronic gas disorder. **
**5. The only growth that you see later in your career is the rise in your monthly phone bill. **
**6. You are blinded by her love that you think that she is a blonde. Only later do you come to know that it is because of the mehandhi that she ****applies to cover her gray hair. **
**7. When you come home from office she is very busy watching “Kyonki saas bhi kabi bahu thi” that you either end up eating outside or ****cooking yourself. **
**8. You are a very “ESpecial” person to her. **
**9. She always thought that Madras is a state and covers the whole of south india until she met you. **
**10. When she says she is going to “work out” she means she is going to “! walk out” **
**11. She has greater number of relatives than the number of people you have in your home town. **
**12. The only two sentences in English that she knows are “Thank you” and “How are you” **
**13. She thinks Govinda can dance better than Michael Jackson. **
WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A South Indian GIRL as WIFE*****
**1.Her mother looks down at you because you didn’t study in Indian Institute of Technology or Madras / Anna University . **
**2. Her father starts or ends every conversation with " … I say…" **
**3. She shudders if you use four letter words. **
**4. She has long hair, neatly oiled and braided (The Dubai based Oil Well Company will negotiate with her on a 25 year contract to extract ****coconutoil from her hair.) **
**5. She uses the word ‘Super’ as her only superlative. **
**6. Her name is another name for a Goddess or a flower. **
**7. Her first name is longer than your first name, middle name and surname combined (unless you are from Andhra) **
**8. When she mixes milk/curd and rice you are never sure whether it is for the Dog or for herself. **
**9. For weddings, she sports a mini jasmine garden on her head and wears silk saris in the Madras heat without looking too uncomfortable ****while you are melting in your singlet. **
**10. She thinks Mohan Lal is the sexiest man alive. **
**11. Her favourite cricketer is Krishnamachari Srikkanth. **
**12. Her favourite food is dosa though she has tried North Indian snacks like Chats (pronounced like the slang for ‘conversation’) **
**13. She bursts into songs with her cousins in every movie. **
**14. She bores you by telling you which raaga each song you hear is based on. **
**15. You have to give her jewellery, though she has already got plenty of it .. **
**16. Her thali (Mangal Sutra) weighs more than the championship belts worn by WWF wrestlers. **
**17. She is more educated than you. **
18. Her father thinks she is much smarter than you and all North Indians are crooks.
