A woman and her son were in the kitchen one afternoon when he just
returned home from school, the young boy soon asks," Mother how old are
you?” “ That’s none of your business!," the mother says, “how much do
you weigh?”, he then asks, “That’s none of your business!”, the mother
replies, “Why are you and dad divorcing?”, he asks again, “That is none of
your business!” the mother replies again.
So the next day he asks his friends how to find out this information
about his mother, “Go and look at her drivers license," they suggest.
So after he looks at her license he confronts her, “Mother, I know
your 32 and you weigh 156 pounds and I also know why you and dad are getting a divorce.”
Astonished by this the mother asks ,“Why?”, “Because you got an F in sex.”
" I am empowered to do what makes sense!!!"