Wife: Darling, you know that shockproof, waterproof, anti-magnetic, un-breakable watch you bought me?
Husband: Yes, darling.
Wife: Well, it caught fire.
Husband: Good grief.
Wife: But its all right. I threw it in the river to put it out. Husband: It cost too much to throw away. Wife: Its alright. I fished the watch out of the river and it`s still running.
Husband: The watch is still running?
Wife: No. The river, stupid!
