Sitting in the bar George asked his 40-year-old buddy Johnny,
“How come you aren’t married?”
Johnny: “I haven’t found the right woman yet.”
George: “So what are you looking for?”
Johnny: “Oh she’s got to be real pretty, - a good cook and
house-keeper, and she’s got to know how to handle money, a
really nice and pleasant personality is a must - and money,
she’s got to have money…and a home, a nice big house, is
what she has to have.”
George: “A woman like that would be crazy to marry YOU.”
Johnny: “Oh, it’s okay if she is crazy.”