On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students to point out some of the rules. “The female dormitory will be off limits for all male students, and the male dormitory to female students. Anybody caught breaking these rules will be fined $40 the first time, $90 the second time.” He continued, “Anybody caught breaking this rule the third time will be fined a hefty $200. Are there any questions?”
At this, a male student in the crowd inquired, “How much for a season pass?”
LOL..yeh tell me..I’ll be needing one for the male dorms too!
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I was born with a defective eye 
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Then which of the favours of your Lord will ye deny?